DAX Delight #1!
For the past two years, yours truly - or rather, more accurately - my newest and craziest (yet) ALTER-EGO (to be formally introduced shortly) - has been developing and performing (under various guises) - throughout North America - a wholly fresh ‘n’ fantastic manifestation of my ‘’second childhood'’ . . .
WHAAAAAAT???!!!
. . . yep, under some amusing circumstances, I got the bright idea to (finally) fulfill what is essentially, my final lifelong dream:
To become a professional, polished, stand-up comedian, and as you certainly know if you’ve been ‘’with me'’ for any length of time, when I decide to do something - it get’s done - HA!
You can learn more about the history of all this via a link I’ll give you in a second and HERE I only want to give you a heads-up - pretty much before most anyone else learns about it ‘’officially'’ what the basic skinny is:
The new persona that we settled on is ‘’The Elderly Dax.'’ I am billed as ‘’America’s Oldest Yet Newest Humorist.'’ My actual slogan though is, ‘’Funny Stuff For Grown-Ups'’ - as we focus on adult humor - but NOT overtly risque in any way!
As we worked to develop and perform the whole act (which is about two hours long on stage) in various venues, we experimented with different stage names: The Aging Dax, Old Man Dax and for a brief period I even used my own name, but decided against THAT, as I am best known as a writer and lecturer under my own actual name - for well over 47 years now!
All the hard work culminated in a grandiose live stage performance and my first DVD taping on May 9 at the stately Riviera Theatre in Three Rivers, Michigan.
So anyway, get used to hearing about ‘’The Elderly Dax'’ {Funny Stuff For Grown-Ups} AND . . .
. . . if you’d like to be amongst the very first in the universe to acquire a copy of this brand new batch of belly-laughs DVD - simply go to http://www.DaxRich.com/dax-yax-4-today for ordering info.
There. you’ll also find another link to learn more about how all this new funny stuff came about - which many consider rather remarkable in that I will be SEVENTY on the next Valentine’s Day, after all - YIKES!
ONE MORE THING ABOUT THAT NEW DVD . . .
. . . which, by the way, is called, ‘’Were You Born So?'’
As I indicated above, you can certainly BUY a copy of the thing, if you like ($17.95 including first class postage!) OR, you can get it totally FREE when you place an order of $100.00 or more for ANYTHING ‘’DAX'’ - but you MUST request the free DVD at the time of placing your order.
DAX DELIGHT #2 (This could make YOU a whole lot of $$$$$!!)
Neither you nor I need to be reminded that our national (and world) economy are both in the dumper. In our recent travels that fact has become even more abundantly clear, and as we have always done at DAX, we are responding to the needs that many of our fellow citizens have to earn extra $$ on a regular basis.
A COUPLE TRIED & TRUE DAX WAYS TO ENSURE JUST THAT!
First, you should consider getting ahold of whatever of the Internationally famous DAX books, reports, info-data programs, systems or whatever that would best help you accomplish your personal $$ goals.
I’m going to give you a partial list of the currently most-popular DAX Wealth-Builders on our roster - as well as the everyday prices, BUT . . .
. . . as I said earlier, we have always stepped up to help folks during ALL of the economic crises of the past (nearly) 50 years so, listen up:
When you select any of the titles listed - whether it’s just one or several - know this: After you add up the total cost of the item(s) that you want and feel will be the most help to you - go ahead and SLASH that total cost by a full 70%!
Yes, I said SEVENTY PERCENT! A quick example - so you’ll know this is FOR REAL: Say that your items total $100.00 - you deduct $70.00 and pay just $30.00 PLUS a $7.00 s/h. If your initial total cost is $200.00 - slash $140.00 off and pay just $60.00 plus again, $7.00 s/.h.
The two things to note from the above: It does not matter HOW much your ‘’regular cost'’ would be - even if you’re considering buying one of the super-duper DAX Premium Systems which normally cost $10,000.00: You slice away 70% ($7,000.00) and pay just $3,000.00 PLUS (again) ONLY $7.00 s/h.
And again - as we indicated higher up on this page - if the actual monies that you send DAX for whatever you order from the list of stuff below totals at least $100.00 . . . you may ASK for it - and we will send - at no extra cost - a copy of the new DVD ‘’Were You Born So?'’ as performed by ‘’The Elderly Dax!'’
NEXT UP: DAX DEALERS . . . ARE PROSPERING!
BECAUSE of (not in spite of!) the current devastating economic crisis, DAX Dealers are in a position to ‘’clean up'’ BIG TIME by offering desperate, yet eager men and women solid, PROVEN help via time-tested reports, books, cassette tape programs and systems which we’ll list in a moment.
As a certified DAX-DEALER you may market all DAX products and realize profits as high as 80% - the absolute most generous profit plan in the industry!
You may market via traditional methods such as direct mail and mail order, by distributing marketing materials via a variety of no-cost methods DAX Dealers have utilized for decades and of course, via the Internet.
TWO EXCITING OPTIONS
1. The quickest way to get started on your own possible personal fortune is to go to our main website at: http://www.DAXFAX.com
When asked for a qualifying PIN - provide this number: 779153. It’s exactly as if I just handed you five dollars in cash!
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NOTE: There is no charge for a DAX Dealership - EVER: Never has been - never will be! Nor do we market franchises, licenses or engage in similar sneaky methods to grab your $$$! Best of all, perhaps, NEVER is a DAX Dealer required to buy or maintain any inventory - NOR buy so much as a dime’s worth of printing or other supplies from us!
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2. Click on THIS link:
http://www.daxrich.com/store/index.php?productID=138
Order your very own ‘’Be Your Own Boss!'’
YOUR profit per individual sale is as high as $8,000.00 - and NO - that is not a misprint!
We’ve been at this ol’ popstand since 1962 and frankly - we know exactly what we’re doing - how to craft programs that appeal to the masses . . . how to structure a DAX Dealership so that the Dealer (not DAX) gets to keep the famous ‘’Lion’s Share of the profits!'’
If you’re looking for something that may be new to YOU - but by the same token is time-honored and proven by untold numbers of ambitious men and women the world over - give one or both of the two options listed above a serious look-see! You have little to lose - but potentially, a whole lot to gain!
-Dean
P.S. Many brand new millionaires may well emerge from the present miserable money morass - so, here’s that list I promised - of some DAX Wealth-Builders which just may help them (and YOU!) accomplish that goal!
TIME-HONORED, PROVEN HELP BY DEAN F. V. DU VALL, Sr. - AVAILABLE NOW!
FINANCIAL/SELF-ENRICHMENT THEMES
DAX Complete Guide To Direct Mail & Mail Order, $25.00
Du Vall Method For Acquiring Great Self-Publishing Wealth, $25.00
Du Vall On: (Debt) Collections, $25.00
How I’m Creating A Fortune In Real Estate (Using Other People’s Money, Time & Effort), $35.00
How To Average $1,000.00 (Or More) A Week In The Stock Market (Bear Or Bull), $100.00
$100,000 In 90 Days, $18.00
DAX World-Famous Half-Ass Diet! $18.00
DAX Primer For Commodity Speculators, Day-Traders & Other Masochists, $20.00
Living & Loving Life - The DAX-WAY, $18.00
DAX Money-Machine, $18.00
How To Earn $1,000,000 Per Year Satisfying The Needs & Desires Of Others, $29.95
The Best of DAX, $25.00,
Grab YOUR Share Of The Wealth Newslettering Course, $100.00
13 Sure-Fire Roads To Riches, $18.00
DAX Ultimate Millionaire Wealth-Builders, $99.00
Profits From PEZ®, $29.50
That Old DAX Magic, $39.50
Do It Yourself Wealth, $100.00
Internet Riches For Smarties, $42.95
PREMIUM INFO-DATA PROGRAMS (Each is $1,000.00)
DAX-Vegas Wagering System
DAX Triple System For Day-Trading Gold Futures
DAX Formula For Building A REAL Estate
Du Vall Master Mail Order Matrix
DAX Programmed Stock Investment Strategy
The DAX Foolproof System For Creating A Magnificent Millionaire’s Portfolio
How To Luxuriate, Thrill & Profit From The Grand Lifestyle Of An Internationally Famous Writer/Artist
DAX Millionaire Web Wealth (Internet Stock-Trading Made Simple & PROFITABLE!)
SUPER ANNOTATED SUPPLEMENTS (Each is $10,000.00)
(Supplement To) The DAX Formula For Building A REAL Estate
(Supplement To) DAX Triple System For Day-Trading Gold Futures
The Penultimate Progressive Mail Order Program
DAX Superior Cyber Cash Generator
CASSETTE TAPE PROGRAMS
DAX SurTHRIVal® System, $99.50
Du Vall Seminar For Writers, Self-Publishers & Mail Order Entrepreneurs, $195.00
PosMeTude® - A DAX Dynamic For A Healthful, Happy Lifestyle, $14.50
Du Vall Formula For Major LASTING Weight-Loss, $19.95
Personal Success™ Strategies Of Today’s Young Millionaires, $179.50
KNOW THIS:
In our 47+ year history there has NEVER been such a time when our world economy was SO dishevelled as it is now - although, during the disastrous Carter years it came close!
And ‘’back then'’ many DAX Dealers became very wealthy - for then, as NOW - DAX is known the world-over for helping people to (both) survive the monetary miseries - plus, THRIVE because of them!
There is simply no better time than NOW to ‘’seize the day'’ - and get started chasing down the BIG DAX BUX!
Others are doing just that - why not YOU?!
WHAT TO DO NOW?
Simple: Either click on those links I gave you earlier to learn how to become a DAX Dealer and earn profits as high as 80% per sale or, make a list of the titles you’d like to own, tally up the everyday cost, deduct a full 70% from the total and add seven bux for s/h.
If the amount of $$ you are sending DAX is $100.00 and if YOU ASK FOR IT - we’ll also enclose at no extra cost a copy of that brand new DVD performed live by The Elderly Dax: ‘’Were You born So?'’
TO ORDER:
You can send an email to NetOrders@DaxRich.com or a DAX-FAX to 1-269-467-4497 or postal mail to DAX, Box 447, Centreville, MI 49032-0447.
We accept only VISA or MasterCard if emailing or faxing your order. If postal mailing, we also accept a check or money order. A check WILL delay shipment by 21 days. All other methods of payment ensure that each order is processed the same day we receive it - a 47+ year DAX tradition!
NOTE: The special pricing (70% off regular prices) plus the offer of a free DVD by ‘’The Elderly Dax'’ are valid on any and all orders placed no later than Friday, July 31, 2009 - unless stated otherwise.
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ALWAYS LEAVE ‘EM LAUGHING (Nothing Better Than A Blonde . . . JOKE, That Is!)
A blonde and a brunette run a ranch together and decide that they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase the size of the herd. The brunette leaves the blonde in charge of the ranch, withdraws their savings of $600 and heads for Texas to buy a bull.
It takes her awhile to find one in their price range, but finally an old farmer says he’ll take exactly $599.00 for a halfway decent bull that he has. She buys the beast and goes to the local Western Union office and tells the operator that she wants to send a telegram to her partner back home that reads, ‘Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer.’
The operator tells her that it will cost her 75 cents per word. Shocked, as she only has the one dollar remaining, she thinks for a moment and tells the operator, ‘’Okay then. I want to send just this one word: Comfortable.'’
Puzzled, the operator says, ‘’Well miss, is your friend going to understand this telegram?'’
The brunette replies, ‘’My friend is a blonde and reads REALLY slow. When she gets this, she will see: COM-FOR-DA-BULL.'’
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